Wednesday, the 27th of May

Depressing defeat for Namma Hudugas. I can go on about 100s of Ifs and Buts, and think that even if one of those had gone our way, they would have written history. Don’t even wanna talk about it! However, my gut feeling says Monkey is gonna pay up for his ‘Manga-cheste’ big time. Wait for the Champions League..

Time please.. Change of Topic: Uncle Sam is spreading aids to Padosan. Oops! I need to re-phrase this sentence: Uncle Sam is providing a huge amount in aid to Padosan. Anyways, either of the sentences indicate the same. 20 years ago, Uncle Sam created a virus called ‘Balitan’; I wonder which Shaitan will they come up with this time!

In practicality, Uncle Sam is a scientist and Padosan is a laboratory. Padosan government is the lab attendant. Uncle Sam claims to be working on a ‘vaccine’ against a contagious virus (which he himself introduced), but the vaccine mutates and new viruses (the likes of Tusker-e-Boiler) are created. The lab attendant trains these new viruses to spread flu in the adjacent department. He gets a devilish pleasure when the people in the adjacent department sneeze and cough.

Unfortunately for Uncle Sam and the lab attendant, all viruses go out of control, they even spread to the cabin of the Head of the Department and other scientists are also affected. Uncle Sam feels he has made a fool of himself and blames the lab attendant for negligence. Lab attendant demands a salary hike as motivation to clean up the mess. Uncle Sam obliges. Lab attendant uses a vacuum cleaner to cleanse the lab of the contagious disease. The cleaning is still in process. But, both Uncle Sam and lab attendant are intentionally ignoring the new mutant viruses that they have created. They are hoping that by the time the HoD is satisfied with the cleaning effort, the mutant viruses would have created an epidemic in the adjacent department!

By the way, Uncle Sam and his friends are so unjust. On one hand, when Padosan has to get rid of Balitan, it is given huge amount in aid; whereas, on the other hand, when Emerald Island needs aid to rebuild civilization post war, it has to seek loan from Earth Bank! Grr..

Lemme end this blog on a lighter note. Back to some cricket. Yesterday, Calypso Kings were chasing a target of 328 against the United Jack-Asses. The best part was, their star batsman Bunderballl reached his 50 in 96 balls. Wonderful strike rate, isn’t it? Now guess which team has picked up Bunderball for the IPL? Yes, Namma Hudugas indeed – need I say anymore about the ‘Test Team’ of IPL?